Don't miss the Black Ant Hatch!

Because the Black Ant Hatch is only going on for a few more weeks, according to one source......Make sure you have many sizes, shapes, and shades of black for this particular insect, across all lifestages - nymph, pupa, emerger, cripple, adult, because you know, the fucking black ants are so anatomically diverse and shit.

Make sure to use the term Black Ant Hatch - people will know you that you know your shit when you use this term. And when speaking intelligently about this rare yet prolific "hatch", don't you fucking throw them sunburned Red Ant cousins in there. Fuck the red ant hatch its all about the Black Ant Hatch. I don't want to see you stepping up to the creek with a half red, half black mutant motherfucking ant pattern either. Use a sharpie, Einstein.

Black Ant Hatch. I didn't realize that ants hatch. I guess there's more than them just popping outta eggs and crawling all over me when I'm sitting on the bank trying to get the damn top off my klean kanteen. But the last time I checked, ants are a fucking terrestrial insect. So there's really no hatch at all............

Aww sheeeet

Aw shit, is that a jacked up mayfly?

fishing (fish'ing)

1. n. the art of casting, trolling, jigging, or spinning while freezing, sweating, swatting, or swearing.

- Ken's Sporting Goods

You can't really argue with that...

Creek Walk

Whatchu know about da creek walk, boi!!!!!!!

U don't know nuthin' bout the those boys on the water that talk the talk and walk da walk, creeking walkin and and creek hoppin all up in your face! Doin it derrty with the gangster fishing boogie...

get ur creek walk on, homie ->

Friday @ Boreal

The last day for the college student special. Hopefully my ID will work next year and I can scam them for running such a horrible last part of the season, bastards. Wednesday will probably be my last ride day and then fishing and frolicking ensues until the snow dumps again. Maybe by then I will have a rig to mob it through the chains only BS.

My B Day

Consumers are often faced with a dilemma of what is a quality ironing board...?

A good one is one you can close with one hand.

From my perspective, the better quality ironing boards (and irons in most cases) are ones that are built to last. You will see old school 1950's steam irons that press clothes like champs.

Tuesday

Rode hard at Shasta and got some kickers down pat...pretty soon I should be shredding at the professional level alongside Mr. Shaun White. Yeah right.

Then I fished the Upper Sac on the way home. Got one in about 15 mins, and feeling all cocky, decided to try to cross to fish a sick seam on the other side. Made it about halfway across before the current pushed my foot off the rock I "jumped" to. Swam for a few seconds and then realized,

"Aw shit, this is too deep! Nice work dumbass."

Was about 15 ft from a gnarly 250 yd long whitewater section (flowing 1750 cfs)and was able to pull away onto a boulder - with the help of 6 lb 8 oz newborn infant Jesus. Sat there for a sec, soaked to the bone, shaking my head in disbelief. I had to mob upstream a good 30 feet before attempting to get back or I would have died March 31, 2009.

Made it back with only losing a half eaten package of beef jerky and destroying my cell. Lesson learned: Don't be a dumbass.